Seriously.
Kristofer Helgen led a search party into the Andes cloud forests and emerged with a new species straight from Star Wars.
They call it an "olinguito" and say it eats figs but we all know what it really is.
A raccoon escaped from Roswell?
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/For-the-First-Time-in-35-Years-A-New-Carnivorous-Mammal-Species-is-Discovered-in-the-Western-Hemisphere--219762981.html#New-Mammal-Olinguito-1.png